I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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