Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
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