We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
He licked the buffalo sauce off my fingers and then we had the best sex of my life.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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