dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I feel great
I just peed on a car
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Idk if I should be worried or amused that my autocorrect changes the word STD to DTF.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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