hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I recently had a rabies scare because I thought putting socks on my hands to pick up a squirrel that got in my house was a good idea.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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