So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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