that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
All I'm saying is the next time I see him naked, there better be something in it for me that doesn't end in bailing him out of jail.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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