Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Randomize
