you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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