I'm sorry I'm just not ready to become vampire yet
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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