I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
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Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
So how did it go?
I'm not sure if it was all the eggnog or all the alcohol, but hosting an eggnog pong tournament was a mistake.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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