i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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