i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
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Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
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In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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