Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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