Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I found a girl on our couch wearing lederhosen this mornig... I dont know if i should be impressed or ashamed
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
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It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
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And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
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