sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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