I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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