So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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