who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
The preggo girl brought her pet chipmunk to class today. fyi.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
My nipple rings set off the metal detector at the courthouse this morning.
Hung over does not do it justice. I am hung like a horse over. I am hungover and over and over. I am hung, drawn and quartered fucking over. They just told me I can't keep my sunglasses on in the office. Fuck drinking with you people.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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