i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
apparently "my dealer got arrested" is not an acceptable answer when mom asks "What happened? You look sad today"
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
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Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
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And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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