And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
I enjoy the company of your penis
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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