You drinking a lot?
Define a lot
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
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Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
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Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy