just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.