We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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