I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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