He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
I got eye-fucked by an 80 year old man wearing a cowboy hat while I was singing country. How do you think karaoke went?
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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