the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
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