Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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