I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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