Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
The maid of honor just puked.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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