Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
like, you weren't just lying there, you were wrapped in what appeared to be the skin of a wolf, chanting doomsday prophecies
THE END IS NEIGH
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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