love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
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Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
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We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo