walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
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Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
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It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices