I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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