Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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