SEEEEXXX PLEASE
this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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