All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
This house was built for laser tag.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I cooked you Mac and cheese when I was drunk and drugged. That counts for about 4 meals. Try harder
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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