Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I wanted to take a shower but I forgot we made applesauce in it last night.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
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