Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
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So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
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Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
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