You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
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get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
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i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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