fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
are you so shy because you have an std?
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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