The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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