pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Randomize
