note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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