The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
tell me how a rose bowl party involves waking up to find a raccoon in my kitchen cabinet eating my oreos the next morning?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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