Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
I miss my brother. He would have fucked the fat girl for me.
I told you I would
I wouldnt do that to you. You're my actual friend
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Got robbed by an ATM. My weekend officially sucks.
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
