I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
Panties = found
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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