do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
The lady at the Humaine Society gave me her nephew's number because I seem like a loving and caring person.
Does she know that each time you've adopted a new cat in the past year it's because some guy stopped fucking you and you don't want to eat your feelings?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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