We're like a lot better than the average bears
You work out of a Hotel?
I was taking a piss and started puking. I pissed myself and made a mess in the bathroom. Passed out, then got up and went back out from 11pm to 5am.
I changed 4 diapers and slept horribly in our hot apt. Now, I'm at my inlaws house watching the Rangers get pummeled. Oh how our lives differ.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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