i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
this just has baby written all over it
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
He managed to crash an entire train of shopping carts into a wall. I think he noticed my implants.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
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