Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
New Jersey isn't a real state, it's just a myth you tell little kids to scare them like Canada or Carrot Top
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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