Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
please come you make the beer taste better
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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