Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
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