Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.
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